Rate my Desk.

[illithias]

I'm bored, and I'm at work. I'm bored at work. And if I'm broed, and at work, and not somewhere else either drinking a beer or playin' some gaems (or both at the same time), then you lot must suffer too. Or amuse me. Either or.

So I took photos of my desk at work with my phone. And now you lot can look at these photos, and rate my desk. You can also even offer opinion and/or commentary on the desk. Rank it and rate it.





So, my desk - Hot or Not?

[Delion]

Needs more comics and/or amusing pictures of kittens. Your headset looks mediocre, but your phone system looks better than the one I used to work with. Impressed by the use of alfoil instead of glad-wrap for the sandwich.

[Fingold]

Question: what the fuck is that heavy-looking metallic contraption to the right of your monitor?
Sammich looks pretty tasty.

I give your desk an overall 8.3

[Aelflaed]

Now I'm hungry.

Also, you need a murloc minion. Not sure where to get those though.

Big open space to the right gives your desk at least an 8 in my book. I can't read the stickies on your in and outboxes, but I keep looking at them and thinking they say "Old and Busted IN" and "New Hotness OUT". If they do, you automatically get a 10.

[Beltar]

Boy, your desk is neat. You can't work in IT and have a desk that neat.

[ulthanon]

I appreciate that you're looking at Facebook at work, but for bonus points you need to be playing Food Friendzy or something equally silly. You need some sort of flag- maybe a jolly roger, or a flag of Petoria.

And yeah, that looks like a chicken flatbread sammich and it does look pretty bangin.

[rhel]

I'd post a picture of my desk but I think it would violate at NDA. :0

[illithias]

Buttkipz - My headset sucks ;_;
But I'm not going to buy my own, screw that.

El Mexican - it's an obscure Australian sex toy. Either that, or it's a screen arm boom that I never bothered to attach my screen to.

Aelflaed - Eeef was on the look-out for Murlock plushies at Blizzcon. She was unsuccessful, ergo, no Murlock minion. Although, I'm reluctant to highlight Warcraft shit while I'm at work.

The sammich was a Wagyu beef and bacon sammich from the pub across the road.

[illithias]

I HAVE A NEW JOB, ERGO, I HAVE A NEW DESK.

NEW PHOTOS FOR RE-EVALUATIONS COMING SHORTLY.

[rouba]

Meat is being in sandwich. Is yucky. 10 minus.

Coke not red can. 5 minus. Many weird.

Tissue good, everyone blow nose, 5 plus. Box plain 5 minus. Break even Kleenex.

Is robot by TV. Like robots. 10 plus.

TV not show cartoon. Many minus. Cartoon on wall. Many plus. Break even cartoon.

Bag brown. Maybe contain more meat sandwich. Many yucky! 10 minus.

Desk rate big 15 minus.

Having better luck next times