Post by itanyablade on Jul 18, 2008 14:06:00 GMT -5
Stormwind. The late shift on the canals between the Trade District and the Cathedral District.
The witching hour.
Two women stand in the shadows along a row of empty shops. One is short, the only illusion of height coming from her tall, pointed hat that she's wearing atop her hood. The first woman's lack of height makes the other woman seem to loom all the more. The taller woman is cloaked and cowled.
Both of them are also dead.
They are waiting for someone.
"OI"... "Darkness, I may just light myself on fire." Pill cackles and then snarls.
"I'd prefer it it 'ee didn't, sweetling." Davien speaks absently, keeping watch.
"Pfft, me too." She tugs at the hood covering her face. "Maggots would be a bit annoyed." She cackles again.
Bricu is walking slowly, tiredly, homeward. He continues blithely on his way and lights up a smoke.
Pill turns her head at the sound and sniffs.
"There, now. " Davien raises her voice a bit, but keeps it pitched low. "Oi, there, love, spare a light?"
Pill stiffles a cackle, grinning beneath her hood.
"Sure." Bricu walks over to the cloaked figure. One hand in his cloak, the other on Smokey's Lighter. His finger is on its trigger, ready to give anyone trying to rough him up an unpleasant surprise.
"Pardon, I just need to find my cigs." Davien gives Pill a nod within the cloak and mutters, "Now."
The paladin blinks. "Eh? Oi, yeh tossers picked the wrong bloke tanight."
Pill calls up her magic before he can finish the thought, silencing Bricu and then instantly sheeping him. She jigs and dances.
"Quickly, now. He's goin' t'be rather upset at this." Davien tries herding the sheeped paladin into an empty building.
"I could use a new blanket," Pill giggles, hustling after Davien.
Bricu struggles and runs around the two mages, dodging their attempts at catching him.
"Bloody hell." Davien sends ice out along the ground carefully, freezing the around his feet without causing him harm.
"Aww," says Pill. "No fair."
Bricu slides forward and falls.
Davien curses and picks up the sheep, melting the ice. "He's not goin' t'like this at. all."
"BAH! So what?"
"Inside. Get the door, aye?" To the sheep in her arms, she mutters, "Stop bloody wigglin'."
"Oi." Pill pulls the door shut. "Outta just light him up now, and be done with it."
"That doesn't get us any answers." Davien sets Bricu down on the ground, watching him stamp around the empty room.
"BAH! WHo cares about answers. Tosser set me up!"
"An' what if someone else takes the reins if he goes quiet?"
"Light them on fire too."
"Y'll have t'find them, first. Look how long it took this time."
"FINE! We do it your way."
"Be ready. He'll either run or rush." The paladin is one angry bit of mutton, glaring at her. She shrugs. "I can knock 'ee out of it, but it'll piss y'off even further."
Pill cackles. "Do it"
Bricu, as a sheep, runs around the room, ramming his head into Pills' knees. He returns to his angry mutton glare.
"Do that again, Tosser," Pill glares angrily, fire dancing on her fingers, "And I will roast you with peppers!"
Davien sighs and pulls a shield of mana before herself, then aims her wand at Bricu. She thinks better of it and pulls fire into her hands, singing his wool as Bricu moves around to ram Pill again.
Bricu glows briefly with an orange light. He has a dagger in one hand. The other hand is in his cloak. "If yeh wanted me dead, i'd be dead. Speak up 'for this gets nasty." There is a hiss of static as his buzzbox switches on.
"Oh, sweetling, y're the one that started the nastiness. I'd suggest y'shut that bloody thing off."
"Bollocks."
"Don't give me a reason!" Pill snarls.
Bricu surrounds himself in a shield of Light and speaks into his buzzbox. "I'm in the canals. Got two angry deaders. Stonemantle an' the one they call Pill. Yeh don't here from me in a few, pay 'em back." He switches off. The glow from his shield highlights the dust covering the floors, and four sets of footprints: two sets of smaller, female-sized bootprints, Bricu's own, larger ones, and a set of tracks from a sheep's hooves.
Davien sighs.
"Now, if I did start somethin', I'd finish it right."
Pill answers back in an accent eerily - exactly - like Bricu's own. "Bollocks. Wanker like you'd play innocent."
"I've not played innocent since I first got laid, yeh daft cow."
"I will roast you, light-blinded idiot. You did this to me, and you're going to pay!"
"What'd I do?" Bricu stops. "When'd yeh get a northern accent?"
Davien catches his eye. "Exactly."
Bricu lets out a gut busting laugh. "If yeh think I did this, yer completely daft."
"I am not!" says Pill.
"How on Azeroth do I do that?" The Light fades from him, plunging the room into near-darkness once more. Moonlight filters in through the windows and cracks in the ceiling.
Pill crosses her arms over her chest. "How should I know. You tell me."
"Yer the witch with the arcane shite."
"She's been speakin' like 'ee for a month now," says Davien. "An' like someone else before that."
Bricu rolls another cigarette. "Like who?"
"Ever since y'gave her that... plagued sample. I don't know the other. Y're wife, mayhaps? Someone terribly bloody polite."
Bricu nods and reaches for Smokey's Lighter.
"Dunno who," says Pill. "Prissy wench, your friend."
"I'm not friends with prissy wenches--but mind yer tongue 'bout Threnny, or we don't have a conversation anymore."
"Don't you tell me what to not talk about, tosser! You're not the one spouting off all Northron."
"Oh, I set the rules now." Bricu continues over Davien's snort. "Any shite happens ta me, me folk know who ta look for."
"You want a war? I can give it to ya," says Pill.
He ticks off points on his fingers. "Kiljaden's back in the Nether, Kael is dead. Both sides are still itchin' ta fight. Knights make bloody briliant martyrs." Bricu lights up. "Then do it."
"The both of 'ee, hush." Davien sounds vexed.
"Plenty of shite happened to me, didn't see me playing hero," mutters Pill, but she subsides.
"That's cause yeh lack the flash. Speak up Stonemantle. Yeh think I did this shite?"
"We get nowhere if y're arguin' an' tusslin'. Aye, I do."
"Hurry it up then."
"Pill's speakin' in someone else's tongue. Yours. Someone else's before it. No one else's before y'enlisted her services."
"This other tongue, what was its accent?"
Davien drops her Northern completely. "Like someone who'd been born and bred in Stormwind, perhaps. She liked calling people 'dear.'"
"Prissy too," adds Pill. "All sweet words and venom underneath."
"But Prissy?" Bricu ashes part of his cigarette. "Then me?"
"Aye," says Pill.
"Any words in-between?"
"Nothin. Someone else before... but no one between ya and the damn little miss polite tea and crumpets and by the way there is poison in there."
"Think--just a day or so o'different words. Or even an hour?"
"Dunno. Was quiet for a long bit. Was odd, after Prissy bein there fa so long."
"How many weeks ago?"
"BAH! I dunno!"
"Try. Try hadrer."
Davien looks at Bricu. "Y'think 'ee know something, Bittertongue?"
Pill fidgets, twisting her hands into knots. "DUNNO! Was bloody pickled most of the time, ya kin?"
"Maybe I do." Bricu watches them both. "First, either o'yeh come ta me city ta attack a few blokes a few weeks back?"
"Oh aye," says Pill.
"Who'd yeh kill?"
Pill giggles a bit. "Few people."
Davien blinks at her.
Bricu pulls another long drag from his smoke. "Who?" Bricu looks at Davien, a frown clearly on his face.
Pill's eyes narrow suspiciously. "Why ya askin?"
"'Cause that determines how much I help yeh."
Davien meets Bricu's gaze blandly. "Who's dead?"
Pill crosses her arms over her chest. "Killed someone Prissy pants had in her confidence. Always thinkin about him, she was. So if you wanna protest that, you can bugger off!"
Bricu finishes his smoke. "Troll with yeh when yeh murdered this bloke?"
Davien glances at Pill.
If Pill can see the clear I'm goin' t'kill 'ee on Davien's shadowed face, she doesn't acknowledge it. "Bah! Fyriat mighta been close by. Damn troll."
Bricu nods. "One last question--what color is that plague shite I gave yeh way back when?"
"Kinda greenish."
"Ooze an' drippy--but a wee bit thick like snot?"
"Aye. You know somethin. You knew Micah?" Fire leaps to the fingertips of one hand.
"Sounded ta me like yeh didn't know who--oi, yeh put that fire out 'fore I walk out."
Pill looks at Davien and then sighs. The flames die rather pitiful and she sulks against the door.
Davien nods at Pill.
Bricu says, "How'd yeh know Micah--yeh got a last name in that addled brain o'yers?"
"BAH! If I had that, I would roasted him sooner. Only came acrost him by accident."
"Probably wasn't an accident yeh git." Bricu turns to Davien. "I have ideas. I'll work on this shite, but it'll cost yeh."
Pill glares. "Don't yeh be talkin about cost!"
Davien raises an eyebrow. "Cost me?"
"Aye. Yeh an yers. I didn't do anythin' ta Firebrains here. But I think I know what it is. Hell, she may have even been set up by Prissy pants."
"You said that before," says Pill. "Sayin it don't make it so."
Davien eyes him. "An' what, y're chargin' us t'get out o'Pill's head?"
"Don't go blamin me that the whole agreement fell apart," says Bricu.
"I'm not fond o'blackmail."
"I'm not fond o'bein kidnapped, sheep'd an' havin' ta talk ta folk who murder family o'friends. But I can deal." They glare at one another. "Yer both smart enough ta see where this is goin'. One big favor--specially since this has ta do with someone whose hurtin' now. I wont' make yeh turn on yer Noxilite folk. Or Thrall."
Pill snarls. "Friends, family. YOU'RE IN MY HEAD, BLOODY WANKER!"
"If I was in yer head, ye'd be a lot more suave an' undercontrol right now. Yeh got an echo."
Davien speaks slowly. "Whatever this is, y'know how it works."
"Don't care what it is," says Pill, "I want it gone. And I ain't going to be indebted to the callous tosser who's in there."
"Murderous wenches don't get the moral high ground ta call anyone callous. An if I knew how it worked, yeh think I'd let flame brain here in me city? Now, lets all be a bit more civil an get ta business."
"Screw civil," says Pill. "Civil and nice is what got me in this mess."
Davien raises a placating hand, but Bricu ignores her. "No. Bein' sloppy ruined this for yeh."
"Oi, like you're a pristine figure of righteousness, Bittertongue"
"Never said I was. Just remindin' yeh were in the same dirt, Flames. Do we have a deal or do I walk?"
Davien doesn't commit. "Y've not laid out y'r terms. I'm not such a fool t'agree blindly."
Pill mutters, "Walk or stay, I'll be rememberin this."
"Best remember that I'm still helpin yeh. Right. Terms. Two small things. One, we're gonna work tagether on Uthas. Everything yeh find out, yeh share. I'll be equitable."
Pill hisses. "I was helping you, not that yeh remember that."
"Second favor... I'll call that in when I figure out this plague shite."
"Y'tell me the second favor. Y'don't get t'keep it secret." Davien grins.
"Lass, If I knew it, I'd ask for it." He turns back to Pill. "Och, I remember. I think yeh got even when yeh murdered Micah."
"BAH! Don't make him sound like he was innocent! He called me a pawn! He knew me!"
"Did he welcome death?"
"Darkness, what has that to do with anything?"
Bricu rolls another cigarette. "Answer the question. Did he fight back or just let it happen?"
"He fought back! I'm not an assasin! I just want to ask questions..."
"I wasn't rightly expectin' company tanight."
"I meant, I wanted to ask him questions... You I just wanted ta burn."
"How many question can yeh answer with a fireball?"
"BAH! NO! I only tried to get him alone. He got all shadowy dark. Magic slid off him."
"Really now? He burn yeh?"
Davien frowns at Pill.
"Only during tussle.." Pill suffles her feet. "Didn't mean to kill `im. I don't kill people... I burn all the time.. ain't never killed no one."
"Accident or yeh lose it?"
"Davien, you tell him. I don't just kill people."
A sympathetic look crosses Davien's face as she looks at Pill. Maybe even empathetic. "She doesn't. It's... easy t'forget what y're fire can do, sometimes. Or t'overestimate what someone else might withstand."
"She's got a prissy echo in her head--I wanna make sure its just an echo, not a command."
"She wasn't kiddin' when she said she was nearly pickled. It kept the voices at bay."
"Tain't got that echo," says Pill. "It's all Northern bravado, just like ma Da. All, Oi and tosser. I hate it! Don't want to be Elena. I want to be Pill! Don't like that girl, she died. She died twice."
Davien looks back at Bricu, waiting.
Bricu lights the aforementiond smoke. "Right. Yeh'll be Pill. An' yeh'll have ta give me the favor when she is Pill. Deal?"
Davien grits her teeth. "Fine."
"Oh stop the dramatics lass. It wont' be bad. S'not like yeh'll have ta lay on yer back an' think o'Lordaeron."
Davien stares at Bricu.
"It's two small favors. Yer not gonna have ta do anythin' against Thrall or yer own folk. The first is Uthas."
Pill snarls. "You're still keeping secrets and yet you wanna lay the Eye bare."
Davien is a bit calmer. "Y'don't know what dramatics are, sweetling. I said we had a deal. You an' me."
"If I wanted ta lay the Eye bare, I would," says Bricu.
"I'll not get into a pissin' contest with 'ee over whether or not y'd succeed at that."
"Good call. Last I checked, yeh didn't have the fluids for it."
Davien laughs, despite herself. "Y'ken my meanin'." Pill grinds her teeth and mutters under her breath
"That I do lass. No need for it. We're all civil here." Bricu forges ahead. "Look, a smal favor isn't even gonna be minor treason. The uthas shite is more important. An' yeh," he turns to Pill, "I'll fill yeh in a bit o''what I know. I touched teh bloody thing that did this. Drippin' with plauge it was. Someone lifted it from Miss Priss."
Pill cocks her head and then smiles viciously. "I want it"
Bricu looks at Davien, "this shite normal with her?"
"Aye. Those of us who've had the Lich King in our heads don't take too well t'havin' anyone else in there."
"I said i'd make yeh Pill. didn't say I'd give yeh a workin' plague."
"BAH! I don't want the plague."
Davien boggles at Bricu. "Why the hell'd we want a plague? She wants whatever y've got that's controllin' her."
Pill snarls. "Why would I want anyone else to suffer?"
"While that's good ta know, if its controllin' her, an' she gets her hands on it, what if the bloody thing gives her over ta the one voice yeh lot never wanna hear again? There are, o'course, other worries I have. Ta be fair--we'll settle this out tonight or tomorrow. I'll snag me an arcane lad, the lass in quesiton, her beau an' we'll meet yeh in Shattrath."
Davien asks, "So, what, y're plannin' t'keep this thing?"
"No lass. We're gonna make sur that destoryin' it is good for everyone. Cause I'm sure yeh'll be brinign more folk yerself."
Pill mutters. "Gonna be me, burnin it. Not any of yeh."
"IF that'll do it, aye, yeh'll be the one burnin' it."
"Aye, mayhaps we will bring more. I was rather hopin' y'd just hand it over, rather than makin' a spectacle." Davien continues, "Dealin' gets harder, the more people involved."
"She's got voices in her head. I'm playin' it safe. Like I said when yeh stopped actin' like a tosser, I do shite right. I wanna know what this is all 'bout an make sure no one gets their hands on it again. Ever."
Pill speaks up. "Pfft, this is doin Shite right?"
"Tell me how yeh got the voices in yer head again?"
Davien interjects. "By pokin' at something y'gave her."
Pill's eyes narrow suspiciously as she speaks at the same time as Davien. "Investigatin' stuff yeh gave me!"
Davien continues to talk as Pill subsides. "Y'have t'admit, Bittertongue, from here, it looks bloody suspicious, aye? Y'seek her out. Pill, specifically. An' ask her t'look at something y'won't let y'r kin touch. An' then the voices. Aye, y'can chalk it up t'accident, an' mayhaps it *was*, but when we've nothin' else t'go on..." Pill shuffles her feet as Davien speaks, looking a bit embarassed.
"She's got a tongue. She can answer. 'sides, I'm bringing yeh lot in ta see it get ruined."
"I'll give 'ee the benefit o'the doubt, foolish as it is t'do. But mayhaps the right thing is t'simply help, rather than make deals."
Pill growls angrily. "Oh now you want to hear me speak. Bloody funny wantin ta do it now, when before y'ad rather me not"
"Just answr me question Flames, how'd yeh get the voices in yer head?"
"Birdbrain knocked a beaker over and it fell on ma hand. Just a little bit." Pill rubs at her hand. "He didn't mean nothing by it... He's a bit scattered and he saw a bug."
"Any plan o'nine woudl rely more than' somethin' called Birdbrain."
Davien speaks quietly. "Y've scored y'r points, Bittertongue. Does it help matters?"
Pill mutters softly. "He's not a thing."
"Aye. It should prove--sorry lass, he--that I didn't do a bloody thing ta set yeh lot up, but I'll fix it. Mean's I'm square ta deal with. Meanin', I don't just got the benefit o'the doubt cause I'm handsome. It means I earned it." Pill frowns at Bricu and then smiles, a touch of a real one. Then she cackles.
"The point is, we had a trust between us, once. It's eroded a bit, aye, circumstances bein' what they are. But cuttin' deals..." Davien shrugs. "I'd rather we deal in good faith, rather than in favors."
"Spare me the good faith talks. I'm not the one that stormed inta yer city--twice--an' did the kidnappin'. It's because i'm fond o'yeh both that were een talkin'.
Davien grins wryly. "We came in here thinkin' y'were controllin' her intentionally. Y'wouldn't be likely t'have it out over a cup o'tea in that case."
"Now, yeh'll hear from me 'bout when we can meet again. If its gona take too long ta get me ace, then I'll meet without 'im"
"The sooner the better. This is... unkind t'her. She's been waitin' too long already."
"I agree. But I'll not be sloppy 'bout it. Pleasure seein' yeh both. Now if yeh'll excuse me, I've got a wife ta see."
Davien looks at Pill for a moment, then nods. "For what it's worth, I'm sorry about the sheepin'."
Pill spouts off quickly. "I'm not."
"Its worth a lot. Och, yeh will be one day Pill."
"LIES! Never be sorry. Sheepin is fun."
Davien snickers. "All right, sweetling. We should let him out. An' get out before his army descends upon us."
Pill continues"Sides, is better than fightin... Didn't want to burn ya too much" She adds the last bit contritely.
"There's probably one or two outside. helps havin' nocturnal friends."
Pill moves from in front of the door. "There's a goblin in yer futures. Till then, try not ta talk too much Pill. Yeh don't sound right--more like a gobshite."
The witching hour.
Two women stand in the shadows along a row of empty shops. One is short, the only illusion of height coming from her tall, pointed hat that she's wearing atop her hood. The first woman's lack of height makes the other woman seem to loom all the more. The taller woman is cloaked and cowled.
Both of them are also dead.
They are waiting for someone.
"OI"... "Darkness, I may just light myself on fire." Pill cackles and then snarls.
"I'd prefer it it 'ee didn't, sweetling." Davien speaks absently, keeping watch.
"Pfft, me too." She tugs at the hood covering her face. "Maggots would be a bit annoyed." She cackles again.
Bricu is walking slowly, tiredly, homeward. He continues blithely on his way and lights up a smoke.
Pill turns her head at the sound and sniffs.
"There, now. " Davien raises her voice a bit, but keeps it pitched low. "Oi, there, love, spare a light?"
Pill stiffles a cackle, grinning beneath her hood.
"Sure." Bricu walks over to the cloaked figure. One hand in his cloak, the other on Smokey's Lighter. His finger is on its trigger, ready to give anyone trying to rough him up an unpleasant surprise.
"Pardon, I just need to find my cigs." Davien gives Pill a nod within the cloak and mutters, "Now."
The paladin blinks. "Eh? Oi, yeh tossers picked the wrong bloke tanight."
Pill calls up her magic before he can finish the thought, silencing Bricu and then instantly sheeping him. She jigs and dances.
"Quickly, now. He's goin' t'be rather upset at this." Davien tries herding the sheeped paladin into an empty building.
"I could use a new blanket," Pill giggles, hustling after Davien.
Bricu struggles and runs around the two mages, dodging their attempts at catching him.
"Bloody hell." Davien sends ice out along the ground carefully, freezing the around his feet without causing him harm.
"Aww," says Pill. "No fair."
Bricu slides forward and falls.
Davien curses and picks up the sheep, melting the ice. "He's not goin' t'like this at. all."
"BAH! So what?"
"Inside. Get the door, aye?" To the sheep in her arms, she mutters, "Stop bloody wigglin'."
"Oi." Pill pulls the door shut. "Outta just light him up now, and be done with it."
"That doesn't get us any answers." Davien sets Bricu down on the ground, watching him stamp around the empty room.
"BAH! WHo cares about answers. Tosser set me up!"
"An' what if someone else takes the reins if he goes quiet?"
"Light them on fire too."
"Y'll have t'find them, first. Look how long it took this time."
"FINE! We do it your way."
"Be ready. He'll either run or rush." The paladin is one angry bit of mutton, glaring at her. She shrugs. "I can knock 'ee out of it, but it'll piss y'off even further."
Pill cackles. "Do it"
Bricu, as a sheep, runs around the room, ramming his head into Pills' knees. He returns to his angry mutton glare.
"Do that again, Tosser," Pill glares angrily, fire dancing on her fingers, "And I will roast you with peppers!"
Davien sighs and pulls a shield of mana before herself, then aims her wand at Bricu. She thinks better of it and pulls fire into her hands, singing his wool as Bricu moves around to ram Pill again.
Bricu glows briefly with an orange light. He has a dagger in one hand. The other hand is in his cloak. "If yeh wanted me dead, i'd be dead. Speak up 'for this gets nasty." There is a hiss of static as his buzzbox switches on.
"Oh, sweetling, y're the one that started the nastiness. I'd suggest y'shut that bloody thing off."
"Bollocks."
"Don't give me a reason!" Pill snarls.
Bricu surrounds himself in a shield of Light and speaks into his buzzbox. "I'm in the canals. Got two angry deaders. Stonemantle an' the one they call Pill. Yeh don't here from me in a few, pay 'em back." He switches off. The glow from his shield highlights the dust covering the floors, and four sets of footprints: two sets of smaller, female-sized bootprints, Bricu's own, larger ones, and a set of tracks from a sheep's hooves.
Davien sighs.
"Now, if I did start somethin', I'd finish it right."
Pill answers back in an accent eerily - exactly - like Bricu's own. "Bollocks. Wanker like you'd play innocent."
"I've not played innocent since I first got laid, yeh daft cow."
"I will roast you, light-blinded idiot. You did this to me, and you're going to pay!"
"What'd I do?" Bricu stops. "When'd yeh get a northern accent?"
Davien catches his eye. "Exactly."
Bricu lets out a gut busting laugh. "If yeh think I did this, yer completely daft."
"I am not!" says Pill.
"How on Azeroth do I do that?" The Light fades from him, plunging the room into near-darkness once more. Moonlight filters in through the windows and cracks in the ceiling.
Pill crosses her arms over her chest. "How should I know. You tell me."
"Yer the witch with the arcane shite."
"She's been speakin' like 'ee for a month now," says Davien. "An' like someone else before that."
Bricu rolls another cigarette. "Like who?"
"Ever since y'gave her that... plagued sample. I don't know the other. Y're wife, mayhaps? Someone terribly bloody polite."
Bricu nods and reaches for Smokey's Lighter.
"Dunno who," says Pill. "Prissy wench, your friend."
"I'm not friends with prissy wenches--but mind yer tongue 'bout Threnny, or we don't have a conversation anymore."
"Don't you tell me what to not talk about, tosser! You're not the one spouting off all Northron."
"Oh, I set the rules now." Bricu continues over Davien's snort. "Any shite happens ta me, me folk know who ta look for."
"You want a war? I can give it to ya," says Pill.
He ticks off points on his fingers. "Kiljaden's back in the Nether, Kael is dead. Both sides are still itchin' ta fight. Knights make bloody briliant martyrs." Bricu lights up. "Then do it."
"The both of 'ee, hush." Davien sounds vexed.
"Plenty of shite happened to me, didn't see me playing hero," mutters Pill, but she subsides.
"That's cause yeh lack the flash. Speak up Stonemantle. Yeh think I did this shite?"
"We get nowhere if y're arguin' an' tusslin'. Aye, I do."
"Hurry it up then."
"Pill's speakin' in someone else's tongue. Yours. Someone else's before it. No one else's before y'enlisted her services."
"This other tongue, what was its accent?"
Davien drops her Northern completely. "Like someone who'd been born and bred in Stormwind, perhaps. She liked calling people 'dear.'"
"Prissy too," adds Pill. "All sweet words and venom underneath."
"But Prissy?" Bricu ashes part of his cigarette. "Then me?"
"Aye," says Pill.
"Any words in-between?"
"Nothin. Someone else before... but no one between ya and the damn little miss polite tea and crumpets and by the way there is poison in there."
"Think--just a day or so o'different words. Or even an hour?"
"Dunno. Was quiet for a long bit. Was odd, after Prissy bein there fa so long."
"How many weeks ago?"
"BAH! I dunno!"
"Try. Try hadrer."
Davien looks at Bricu. "Y'think 'ee know something, Bittertongue?"
Pill fidgets, twisting her hands into knots. "DUNNO! Was bloody pickled most of the time, ya kin?"
"Maybe I do." Bricu watches them both. "First, either o'yeh come ta me city ta attack a few blokes a few weeks back?"
"Oh aye," says Pill.
"Who'd yeh kill?"
Pill giggles a bit. "Few people."
Davien blinks at her.
Bricu pulls another long drag from his smoke. "Who?" Bricu looks at Davien, a frown clearly on his face.
Pill's eyes narrow suspiciously. "Why ya askin?"
"'Cause that determines how much I help yeh."
Davien meets Bricu's gaze blandly. "Who's dead?"
Pill crosses her arms over her chest. "Killed someone Prissy pants had in her confidence. Always thinkin about him, she was. So if you wanna protest that, you can bugger off!"
Bricu finishes his smoke. "Troll with yeh when yeh murdered this bloke?"
Davien glances at Pill.
If Pill can see the clear I'm goin' t'kill 'ee on Davien's shadowed face, she doesn't acknowledge it. "Bah! Fyriat mighta been close by. Damn troll."
Bricu nods. "One last question--what color is that plague shite I gave yeh way back when?"
"Kinda greenish."
"Ooze an' drippy--but a wee bit thick like snot?"
"Aye. You know somethin. You knew Micah?" Fire leaps to the fingertips of one hand.
"Sounded ta me like yeh didn't know who--oi, yeh put that fire out 'fore I walk out."
Pill looks at Davien and then sighs. The flames die rather pitiful and she sulks against the door.
Davien nods at Pill.
Bricu says, "How'd yeh know Micah--yeh got a last name in that addled brain o'yers?"
"BAH! If I had that, I would roasted him sooner. Only came acrost him by accident."
"Probably wasn't an accident yeh git." Bricu turns to Davien. "I have ideas. I'll work on this shite, but it'll cost yeh."
Pill glares. "Don't yeh be talkin about cost!"
Davien raises an eyebrow. "Cost me?"
"Aye. Yeh an yers. I didn't do anythin' ta Firebrains here. But I think I know what it is. Hell, she may have even been set up by Prissy pants."
"You said that before," says Pill. "Sayin it don't make it so."
Davien eyes him. "An' what, y're chargin' us t'get out o'Pill's head?"
"Don't go blamin me that the whole agreement fell apart," says Bricu.
"I'm not fond o'blackmail."
"I'm not fond o'bein kidnapped, sheep'd an' havin' ta talk ta folk who murder family o'friends. But I can deal." They glare at one another. "Yer both smart enough ta see where this is goin'. One big favor--specially since this has ta do with someone whose hurtin' now. I wont' make yeh turn on yer Noxilite folk. Or Thrall."
Pill snarls. "Friends, family. YOU'RE IN MY HEAD, BLOODY WANKER!"
"If I was in yer head, ye'd be a lot more suave an' undercontrol right now. Yeh got an echo."
Davien speaks slowly. "Whatever this is, y'know how it works."
"Don't care what it is," says Pill, "I want it gone. And I ain't going to be indebted to the callous tosser who's in there."
"Murderous wenches don't get the moral high ground ta call anyone callous. An if I knew how it worked, yeh think I'd let flame brain here in me city? Now, lets all be a bit more civil an get ta business."
"Screw civil," says Pill. "Civil and nice is what got me in this mess."
Davien raises a placating hand, but Bricu ignores her. "No. Bein' sloppy ruined this for yeh."
"Oi, like you're a pristine figure of righteousness, Bittertongue"
"Never said I was. Just remindin' yeh were in the same dirt, Flames. Do we have a deal or do I walk?"
Davien doesn't commit. "Y've not laid out y'r terms. I'm not such a fool t'agree blindly."
Pill mutters, "Walk or stay, I'll be rememberin this."
"Best remember that I'm still helpin yeh. Right. Terms. Two small things. One, we're gonna work tagether on Uthas. Everything yeh find out, yeh share. I'll be equitable."
Pill hisses. "I was helping you, not that yeh remember that."
"Second favor... I'll call that in when I figure out this plague shite."
"Y'tell me the second favor. Y'don't get t'keep it secret." Davien grins.
"Lass, If I knew it, I'd ask for it." He turns back to Pill. "Och, I remember. I think yeh got even when yeh murdered Micah."
"BAH! Don't make him sound like he was innocent! He called me a pawn! He knew me!"
"Did he welcome death?"
"Darkness, what has that to do with anything?"
Bricu rolls another cigarette. "Answer the question. Did he fight back or just let it happen?"
"He fought back! I'm not an assasin! I just want to ask questions..."
"I wasn't rightly expectin' company tanight."
"I meant, I wanted to ask him questions... You I just wanted ta burn."
"How many question can yeh answer with a fireball?"
"BAH! NO! I only tried to get him alone. He got all shadowy dark. Magic slid off him."
"Really now? He burn yeh?"
Davien frowns at Pill.
"Only during tussle.." Pill suffles her feet. "Didn't mean to kill `im. I don't kill people... I burn all the time.. ain't never killed no one."
"Accident or yeh lose it?"
"Davien, you tell him. I don't just kill people."
A sympathetic look crosses Davien's face as she looks at Pill. Maybe even empathetic. "She doesn't. It's... easy t'forget what y're fire can do, sometimes. Or t'overestimate what someone else might withstand."
"She's got a prissy echo in her head--I wanna make sure its just an echo, not a command."
"She wasn't kiddin' when she said she was nearly pickled. It kept the voices at bay."
"Tain't got that echo," says Pill. "It's all Northern bravado, just like ma Da. All, Oi and tosser. I hate it! Don't want to be Elena. I want to be Pill! Don't like that girl, she died. She died twice."
Davien looks back at Bricu, waiting.
Bricu lights the aforementiond smoke. "Right. Yeh'll be Pill. An' yeh'll have ta give me the favor when she is Pill. Deal?"
Davien grits her teeth. "Fine."
"Oh stop the dramatics lass. It wont' be bad. S'not like yeh'll have ta lay on yer back an' think o'Lordaeron."
Davien stares at Bricu.
"It's two small favors. Yer not gonna have ta do anythin' against Thrall or yer own folk. The first is Uthas."
Pill snarls. "You're still keeping secrets and yet you wanna lay the Eye bare."
Davien is a bit calmer. "Y'don't know what dramatics are, sweetling. I said we had a deal. You an' me."
"If I wanted ta lay the Eye bare, I would," says Bricu.
"I'll not get into a pissin' contest with 'ee over whether or not y'd succeed at that."
"Good call. Last I checked, yeh didn't have the fluids for it."
Davien laughs, despite herself. "Y'ken my meanin'." Pill grinds her teeth and mutters under her breath
"That I do lass. No need for it. We're all civil here." Bricu forges ahead. "Look, a smal favor isn't even gonna be minor treason. The uthas shite is more important. An' yeh," he turns to Pill, "I'll fill yeh in a bit o''what I know. I touched teh bloody thing that did this. Drippin' with plauge it was. Someone lifted it from Miss Priss."
Pill cocks her head and then smiles viciously. "I want it"
Bricu looks at Davien, "this shite normal with her?"
"Aye. Those of us who've had the Lich King in our heads don't take too well t'havin' anyone else in there."
"I said i'd make yeh Pill. didn't say I'd give yeh a workin' plague."
"BAH! I don't want the plague."
Davien boggles at Bricu. "Why the hell'd we want a plague? She wants whatever y've got that's controllin' her."
Pill snarls. "Why would I want anyone else to suffer?"
"While that's good ta know, if its controllin' her, an' she gets her hands on it, what if the bloody thing gives her over ta the one voice yeh lot never wanna hear again? There are, o'course, other worries I have. Ta be fair--we'll settle this out tonight or tomorrow. I'll snag me an arcane lad, the lass in quesiton, her beau an' we'll meet yeh in Shattrath."
Davien asks, "So, what, y're plannin' t'keep this thing?"
"No lass. We're gonna make sur that destoryin' it is good for everyone. Cause I'm sure yeh'll be brinign more folk yerself."
Pill mutters. "Gonna be me, burnin it. Not any of yeh."
"IF that'll do it, aye, yeh'll be the one burnin' it."
"Aye, mayhaps we will bring more. I was rather hopin' y'd just hand it over, rather than makin' a spectacle." Davien continues, "Dealin' gets harder, the more people involved."
"She's got voices in her head. I'm playin' it safe. Like I said when yeh stopped actin' like a tosser, I do shite right. I wanna know what this is all 'bout an make sure no one gets their hands on it again. Ever."
Pill speaks up. "Pfft, this is doin Shite right?"
"Tell me how yeh got the voices in yer head again?"
Davien interjects. "By pokin' at something y'gave her."
Pill's eyes narrow suspiciously as she speaks at the same time as Davien. "Investigatin' stuff yeh gave me!"
Davien continues to talk as Pill subsides. "Y'have t'admit, Bittertongue, from here, it looks bloody suspicious, aye? Y'seek her out. Pill, specifically. An' ask her t'look at something y'won't let y'r kin touch. An' then the voices. Aye, y'can chalk it up t'accident, an' mayhaps it *was*, but when we've nothin' else t'go on..." Pill shuffles her feet as Davien speaks, looking a bit embarassed.
"She's got a tongue. She can answer. 'sides, I'm bringing yeh lot in ta see it get ruined."
"I'll give 'ee the benefit o'the doubt, foolish as it is t'do. But mayhaps the right thing is t'simply help, rather than make deals."
Pill growls angrily. "Oh now you want to hear me speak. Bloody funny wantin ta do it now, when before y'ad rather me not"
"Just answr me question Flames, how'd yeh get the voices in yer head?"
"Birdbrain knocked a beaker over and it fell on ma hand. Just a little bit." Pill rubs at her hand. "He didn't mean nothing by it... He's a bit scattered and he saw a bug."
"Any plan o'nine woudl rely more than' somethin' called Birdbrain."
Davien speaks quietly. "Y've scored y'r points, Bittertongue. Does it help matters?"
Pill mutters softly. "He's not a thing."
"Aye. It should prove--sorry lass, he--that I didn't do a bloody thing ta set yeh lot up, but I'll fix it. Mean's I'm square ta deal with. Meanin', I don't just got the benefit o'the doubt cause I'm handsome. It means I earned it." Pill frowns at Bricu and then smiles, a touch of a real one. Then she cackles.
"The point is, we had a trust between us, once. It's eroded a bit, aye, circumstances bein' what they are. But cuttin' deals..." Davien shrugs. "I'd rather we deal in good faith, rather than in favors."
"Spare me the good faith talks. I'm not the one that stormed inta yer city--twice--an' did the kidnappin'. It's because i'm fond o'yeh both that were een talkin'.
Davien grins wryly. "We came in here thinkin' y'were controllin' her intentionally. Y'wouldn't be likely t'have it out over a cup o'tea in that case."
"Now, yeh'll hear from me 'bout when we can meet again. If its gona take too long ta get me ace, then I'll meet without 'im"
"The sooner the better. This is... unkind t'her. She's been waitin' too long already."
"I agree. But I'll not be sloppy 'bout it. Pleasure seein' yeh both. Now if yeh'll excuse me, I've got a wife ta see."
Davien looks at Pill for a moment, then nods. "For what it's worth, I'm sorry about the sheepin'."
Pill spouts off quickly. "I'm not."
"Its worth a lot. Och, yeh will be one day Pill."
"LIES! Never be sorry. Sheepin is fun."
Davien snickers. "All right, sweetling. We should let him out. An' get out before his army descends upon us."
Pill continues"Sides, is better than fightin... Didn't want to burn ya too much" She adds the last bit contritely.
"There's probably one or two outside. helps havin' nocturnal friends."
Pill moves from in front of the door. "There's a goblin in yer futures. Till then, try not ta talk too much Pill. Yeh don't sound right--more like a gobshite."