elyle
Guild Member
So emo he's Eeyore
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Post by elyle on Mar 17, 2007 2:42:00 GMT -5
IM NOT DEAD YET BITCHES
<Tarq> and i won't let loche play FReebird. <Tarq> ever. <Tarq> EVER. <Gabbers> NONE! AND I'LL DESTROY THE FRUITY-COLORED GUITARS TOO! <Elyle> IM AS FREE AS A BIRD NOW <Elyle> AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE <Elyle> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Elyle> AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE <Elyle> And now I sound out the guitar solo./ <Tarq> the ferrets will gnaw your bones, elyle. <Elyle> whehehehehehehehwhwhwhwhwhwhwhshshshshshshsshehehehwhwehehewhhwhwhwhwhwhwhwheheheheheheheheehrhrhrhrhrhrrhhrtghtthghthghthththtthththehehehehehe <Tarq> the ferrets will gnaw your fucking bones. <Gabbers> I'll melt them down and mix them with all the melted [Nu-metal band of the month] CDs that i destroy too, and use them as giant space frisbees to shoot down will smit when he -really- does fight aliens for us. <Elyle> tytytytytytytytyfyfyfyfyfyfyfyfyffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggjtjtjtjttthghghhhfhfhfhffffhffhfhhfhfhfhfhfhhhfhfhfhfhfhfhhf <Catrily> ... <Elyle> AND THATS ONLY THIRTY SECONDS INTO IT <Elyle> I GOT TEN MOR EMINUTES LEFT * Gabbers rocks out to the solo! <Elyle> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEGEGEGEGASGSGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAHFFFFTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <Elyle> Ok I'm done <Elyle> I swear <Tarq> striking distance. <Elyle> And before anyone mentions anything about kicking my ass <Elyle> I'[m bigger then you, i'm irish. <Tarq> i'll just wait till you're crippled from hangover. <Elyle> And I'm pissed off, PERPETUALLY <Elyle> You fool. <Elyle> You fell into one of the classic blunders <Tarq> sonofabitch, i set him up for a Princss Bride Quote. <Tarq> i HATE it when i do that.
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Post by Threnn on Mar 20, 2007 13:03:16 GMT -5
Going through an old chatlog, and found this bit of madness. I'm italicizing the parts that made me giggle, but it's all kind of amusing. Note: at the time, Threnn and Tarquin were having a very serious conversation. I felt kinda guilty laughing my ass off at the keyboard.
[7. ] Seylon: Oh Sugar. [7. ] Seylon: Ohhhhh. [7. ] Ceilly: ....are they fucking with the gnomebox on? [7. ] Aleros: Mmmm Sey... [7. ] Catrily: ... [7. ] Ceilly: Don't we have RULES against that type of thing? [7. ] Catrily: At LEAST turn it off. [Guild] Ceilly: Tarquin? [7. ] Aleros: Ohhh yes, that feels good. [7. ] Catrily: I don't wanna hear it. [7. ] Seylon: That's right, Sugar, it does doesn't it. [Guild] Tarquin: Ayuh? [7. ] Seylon: . . . now . . . why don't you be a good boy Kitty and give me the box . . . [7. ] Plyenar: She's probably rubbing his belly. [7. ] Aleros: *Light groan* [Guild] Ceilly: Quick question. Do we have a rule, as a guild, about our members and those associated with fucking with their gnomeboxes on? And if we do, what's the punishment for doing it? [Guild] Tarquin: ... [Guild] Seylon: Oh now that isn't fair [Guild] Tarquin: -loudest pause ever- [Guild] Arglebargle: I say, what a dreadful word... [Guild] Seylon: I am NOT fucking him right now [Guild] Catrily: Oh gosh. [Guild] Threnn: *chokes* [Guild] Ceilly: ...it's a good question, isn't it? [Guild] Delion: Wh... ...I beg, your... Pardon? [Guild] Tarquin: Thank the bloody shriekin' gods I turned that thing off. [7. ] Aleros: Mmm.. if you want this you'll have to take it from me. [Guild] Ceilly: What? [Guild] Catrily: It's a good question. [Guild] Tarquin: Aye, punishment is we come ta wherever y'are an' throw water on the both o' ya. [Guild] Ceilly: It's something we should clarify, you know. [Guild] Tarquin: Or three o' ya. Whatever. [Guild] Thantrus: Iced water. [Guild] Delion: ...Three..? [Guild] Ceilly: There's three? [Guild] Tarquin: I dunno. Could be. [Guild] Tarquin: Na namin' names here, mind, but... [Guild] Thantrus: Four? Are you hiding a gnome in the bed spread? [Guild] Seylon: Oh you know what? [Guild] Ceilly: Nevermind, I don't want to know. [Guild] Seylon: If I'm gonna get punished for it? [Guild] Seylon: I'll do it. [Guild] Tarquin: ...y'really won't. [Guild] Seylon: So you just let me know if I've got punishment coming [Guild] Maliwynn: *taps her box idly*Am I on the right channel? [7. ] Catrily: *Click* [Guild] Ceilly: Hello there. [7. ] Seylon: Give me the gnomebox, Aleros [Guild] Tarquin: Sadly, aye. [Guild] Delion: <clears his throat> Well then... [Guild] Tarquin: Look, I'm gonna get back ta talkin' with Threnn an' workin' out thorny ethical problems an' that sorta thing. [Guild] Ceilly: If she's going to do it, can we at least charge for listening rights? We could probably make some gold. [Guild] Tarquin: You lot don't kill each other, aright? [Guild] Seylon: *laughing hysterically* [Guild] Maliwynn: Oh hello Mr. Tarquin. I got captured by some furbolgs...That's why I've been gone. Yes. Uh huh. Yep. Right. [Guild] Tarquin: Talk ta Geny 'bout that, she had a business plan. [Guild] Tarquin: ...furbo... [Guild] Tarquin: Right. [Guild] Ceilly: Mm, have fun, love. [Guild] Tarquin: -click- [7. ] Aleros: *Soft purring* Mmm... [7. ] Ceilly: So. [Guild] Delion: Why on Azeroth would anyone -pay- to listen... To... ..To -that-. [Guild] Arglebargle: Terrible. Just terrible [Guild] Thantrus: Gets some people off, Del. [7. ] Ceilly: Listening rights. I think when they get started, 2 gold a minute is a good price, aye? [Guild] Catrily: Oi. [7. ] Chryste: .........Do I truly give off a disposiiton that frightens people? [7. ] Seylon: are you . . . pimping me out, Sugar? [7. ] Ceilly: Depending on how long it takes. [Guild] Delion: Of course it would get people off, they'd be leaving the channel like anything! [7. ] Seylon: . . . [7. ] Ceilly: Pimping? What is pimping? [7. ] Seylon: It's when . . . [7. ] Seylon: *laughing* [7. ] Thantrus: Someone rents a whore out... [7. ] Seylon: So you're thinking of charging folks to listen to me and Kitty go at it? [7. ] Ceilly: *muffled growlgrumble* [Guild] Ceilly: EXCUSE ME. Humans? [Guild] Ceilly: What is pimping? [Guild] Catrily: ...what Ceil? [Guild] Thantrus: It's when someone employs a whore to rent'em out [Guild] Ceilly: She's using words I don't know. [7. ] Aleros: I wouldn't be opposed... just want a cut of the profits. [Guild] Ceilly: ...oh! [Guild] Catrily: ...listen to Thantrus. [Guild] Chryste: Selling sex through another person, and taking their money. [Guild] Thantrus: ...Not that I know anything about it. [Guild] Maliwynn: Uh...So....*shuts off her box* [Guild] Thantrus: Just so you know. [Guild] Thantrus: ...That I don't know [7. ] Ceilly: Your profit is getting to fuck Seylon, I would think. We're just making a bit of coin to the side. [7. ] Ceilly: And I am not renting her out to you, so it is not this...pimping. [Guild] Bricu: The pimp has to take care o'his ladies clothes, room an'board. lady hands over all the gold she earns. [7. ] Delion: <sputters> [7. ] Seylon: . . . BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [Guild] Catrily: ... [Guild] Arglebargle: Sir Bricu! Such things arn't proper to discuss infront of ladies [Guild] Catrily: Bricu is....knowing. [Guild] Ceilly: Then I'm certainly not 'pimping' Seylon. [7. ] Aleros: Well see, I'm getting a cut if I'm involved in this. [Guild] Bricu: Whatever. I had to hear about the bloody gnoma sutra. [Guild] Delion: Not... not proper in the -least-, I... Oh my word... [Guild] Seylon: . . . oh Sugar. [Guild] Seylon: I'm so sorry. [Guild] Bricu: Oh bloody hell. [Guild] Thantrus: ...Gnoma what? [Guild] Seylon: Don't ask. [Guild] Seylon: DON'T ASK. [Guild] Ceilly: Don't ask. [Guild] Ceilly: Please. [Guild] Thantrus: ...Oh. [Guild] Catrily: ... *Sighs* [Guild] Bricu: those two go at it with the damn box on cause they get off on havin' other folk *listen*. [Guild] Bricu: Not a problem. [7. ] Ceilly: No, you see, if you turn off your box when you do it, then we're profiting by not having to listen. [Guild] Delion: How could they be on the box whilst getting off of it?
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Post by Ceil on Mar 20, 2007 13:48:12 GMT -5
[Guild] Ceilly: EXCUSE ME. Humans? [Guild] Ceilly: What is pimping?
...I totally forgot about that.
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Post by uthas on Apr 6, 2007 13:39:56 GMT -5
[11:37] Tarq: so all my boxes of b ooks? [11:38] Tarq: i packed them with removable adhesive strips [11:38] Tarq: the kind where you take the paper off and leave the stickiness behind [11:38] Tarq: so instead of a bunch of boxes taped shut [11:38] Tarq: i've got a bunch of open boxes with semen on them.
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Post by Chrystal Kaleigh on Apr 10, 2007 16:24:18 GMT -5
[17:07] quyetX: come to Seattle! [17:07] quyetX: everyone else is doing it! [17:07] quyetX: www.digipen.edu/main/Admissions[17:07] xXGeniseXx: i kinda have it easy here, and it'd be so much of a fight if i wanted to leave >.< [17:08] quyetX: how so? [17:09] xXGeniseXx: ever see those parents who are like, *loom loom loom loom*? [17:11] quyetX: hahahahahahah [17:11] quyetX: well, it probably wouldn't be as much of a problem if you were going to school? [17:12] xXGeniseXx: it would >.< he is -the- redneck. all 240 pounds of JD-sipping, 12-gauge shootin', bull-riding, pick-up truckin' jerk. [17:12] xXGeniseXx: and the persian roomie who talks like she's form Jersey, and is 10x more american than me and -won't- let me leave. XD [17:12] quyetX: hahahahaha [17:13] quyetX: *lure lure lure* [17:13] xXGeniseXx: >.< [17:13] quyetX: [17:13] quyetX: so many of us now [17:14] xXGeniseXx: i noticed! Cult, I say, cult! [17:14] quyetX: Join us! Join us! [17:14] quyetX: Don't you want to be part of a cult led by me? [17:14] xXGeniseXx: do i have to go topless? [17:15] quyetX: No, but you get to ride shotgun in my car if you do [17:16] xXGeniseXx: is it an 85 camaro? [17:16] quyetX: it's not [17:16] quyetX: it's a 2002 Saturn [17:16] xXGeniseXx: wtf kind of cult do you have?! [17:16] quyetX: my cult will be based on efficiency, safety, and reliability [17:17] xXGeniseXx: so instead of the spaceship, we'll be picked up by a vegetarian? [17:17] quyetX: Ralph Nader [17:17] xXGeniseXx: can i still be some rich dude's mistress and never have to work again? [17:18] quyetX: He's pretty rich [17:18] xXGeniseXx: 85 camaro, here I come! [17:18] quyetX: hahahahahaha
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Post by uthas on Apr 16, 2007 12:27:35 GMT -5
[10:25] Gharr: there really isn't 11 new goggles [10:25] Uthas: aren't [10:25] Gharr: cause you only learn the ones you can wear [10:25] Uthas: >.> [10:25] Gharr: <.< [10:25] Gharr: davien isn't here [10:25] Uthas: hahahahah [10:25] Gharr: I can type what i want
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Post by Threnn on Apr 16, 2007 12:38:52 GMT -5
[10:25] Gharr: there really isn't 11 new goggles [10:25] Uthas: aren't [10:25] Gharr: cause you only learn the ones you can wear [10:25] Uthas: >.> [10:25] Gharr: <.< [10:25] Gharr: davien isn't here [10:25] Uthas: hahahahah [10:25] Gharr: I can type what i want /dies laughing OMG <3 Uthas.
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itanyablade
Guild Member
Inherently Sarcastic
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Post by itanyablade on Apr 16, 2007 22:07:31 GMT -5
RavenDylondar (8:05:44 PM): *flips through channels on TV... pauses...* RavenDylondar (8:06:01 PM): Enterprise episode description... RavenDylondar (8:06:22 PM): "A powerful telepath names Tarquin becomes smitten..." RavenDylondar (8:06:31 PM): ....Tarq has eps? o_0;; Itanya (8:06:46 PM): <.< Itanya (8:06:51 PM): *cackles* Itanya (8:08:22 PM): What's that? Extra pencil sketches? Itanya (8:08:49 PM): Enlightened people stabbings? RavenDylondar (8:08:53 PM): encasulated postscript
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Post by Tarq on Apr 27, 2007 20:44:13 GMT -5
Discussing Warhammer Online:
Tarq: Everyone in UDM's probably rolling Chaos, so I think I'm gonna go with a dark elf. Uthas: If you roll a dark elf, one of your racials is that I kick you in the nuts. Tarq: If I roll a dark elf, my racial is that I like it.
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Post by Tarq on Apr 27, 2007 20:44:43 GMT -5
[18:42] <Jamarra> Drac, if you're not a schoolgirl in a uniform or a tentacle, Japan doesn't want to draw you. [18:42] <Drachilles> 's okay, I'm black. They draw my penis in their hentai. [18:42] <Drachilles> >.> [18:42] <Drachilles> Aaaaahahahahah, sorry.
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Post by uthas on Jun 22, 2007 18:57:06 GMT -5
[16:51] Tarq: link me these screenies [16:52] Fellsabucket: Working onnit. <3 [16:52] Fellsabucket: I might only have the one screenie, but you know me. [16:52] Fellsabucket: I chatlog everything. [16:52] Fellsabucket: Everything. [16:52] Tarq: [16:52] Tarq: wait [16:52] Tarq: wait. [16:52] Tarq: even...even... [16:52] Tarq: y'know? [16:52] Fellsabucket: <3 [16:53] Tarq: o god [16:53] Tarq: i'm so ashamed. T_T [16:53] Fellsabucket: How's that farming for my epic mount coming, bitch? [16:53] Davithrenn: Yes, Tarq, even you throwing Hinote in the volcano. [16:53] Davithrenn: Whether Fells was there or not. [16:53] Uthas: man [16:53] Fellsabucket: S'true. [16:53] Uthas: that's one hell of a euphamis [16:53] Tarq: CEILING FELLS SEES YOU MASTURBATING [16:53] Uthas: m [16:53] Fellsabucket: XD [16:53] Uthas: "Throwing Hinote in the volcano" [16:53] Tarq: hahahhahahahah [16:53] Tarq: jesus christ [16:53] Tarq: that is not okay man [16:53] Tarq: that is not okay at all [16:53] Uthas: hahahahahah [16:54] Fellsabucket: I could throw Hinote in the volcano all night long. [16:54] Davithrenn: ... [16:54] Tarq: i really don't like what you're doing here [16:54] Tarq: i don't feel like i have a lot of outs [16:54] Fellsabucket: ...I feel dirty. [16:54] Uthas: ahahahahahahahah [16:54] Davithrenn: Best. Euphemism. Ever. [16:54] Tarq: "whoah, dude, check out that redhead at eight o' clock." [16:55] Tarq: "Oh, i see her. i'd toss Hinote in her volcano." [16:55] Tarq: "Aww yeah." [16:55] Fellsabucket: XD
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Post by Tarq on Jul 17, 2007 15:33:06 GMT -5
[13:32] <Shaila> Does Pyramid Head symbolize your repressed sexual frustration and the need for you to be punished, Elyle? [13:33] <Elyle> Pyramid head symbolizes my repressed fear of garbage can hats.
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Post by Chrystal Kaleigh on Jul 17, 2007 15:54:05 GMT -5
Ilanna is suddenly interrupted in her speech by a loud <BZZT!>. Chryste blinks. Ilanna sighs at the second <BZZT!> of her replacement gnomebox. Chryste says: "Did miss Genise give you one of those too?" Ilanna blinks.
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Post by Tarq on Aug 1, 2007 18:53:20 GMT -5
Uthas will get this, if nobody else does.
Tarquin: man you know what's fucking sad. Tarquin: i have four epic gems, ten blue gems, and a shoulder enchant in my bank. Tarquin: every week I put them in my bags when I go to Karazhan Tarquin: and every week i put them all back unused Tirith: Lie Bot, do you know what is the saddest thing? Tirith: THAT
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Post by uthas on Aug 8, 2007 15:53:07 GMT -5
[13:49] Uthas: hmmm [13:49] Uthas: !roll 1d20 [13:49] Atrius: Uthas rolls: 20 [13:49] Uthas: Crit! [13:50] Gwynn: well rolled, Uthas. What were we rolling for? =p [13:50] Uthas: Victory! [13:50] Gwynn: Well you got it! =3 [13:51] Atrius: Roll supports XdY+/-Z syntax up to 8 digits each [13:51] Gwynn: !roll 2d6 [13:51] Atrius: Gwynn rolls (4 5): 9 [13:52] Atrius: Each person can only roll once every 15 seconds. [13:52] Reiki: !roll 2d6 [13:52] Atrius: Reiki rolls (3 3): 6 [13:52] Uthas: you might want to special case the syntax query [13:52] Atrius: and if it's number of dice 1, you can omit the first number. [13:52] Uthas: so that just a !roll with no parameters doesn't trip the timer [13:52] Atrius: Then someone could flood me off. [13:52] Uthas: hmmm [13:52] Uthas: that's true [13:52] Atrius: I'd have to make it a separate timer. [13:52] Gwynn: We will eat them if thye try [13:53] Atrius: !roll d20 [13:53] Atrius: Atrius rolls: 20 [13:53] Uthas: and that, folks, is why we run the channel! [13:53] Gwynn: !roll d20 [13:53] Uthas: We roll 20s [13:53] Atrius: Gwynn rolls: 11 [13:53] Atrius: Because we roll 20s.
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