Drunk Gabby Harasses Sober Cabby v1.0: Gabby loves F-Bombs
[02:01] CabbyAIM: You okay, doll? I heard there were storms.
[02:02] CabbyAIM: Gabb?
[02:03] xXGeniseXx: hi
[02:03] xXGeniseXx: cabby
[02:03] xXGeniseXx: you are like
[02:03] xXGeniseXx: look im not drunk
[02:04] xXGeniseXx: nut holy shit
[02:04] xXGeniseXx: XD
[02:04] xXGeniseXx: please be my best friend
[02:04] CabbyAIM: You're really quite toasted, aren't you dear? XD
[02:05] xXGeniseXx: no
[02:05] xXGeniseXx: cabby
[02:05] xXGeniseXx: cabby/
[02:05] xXGeniseXx: dammit
[02:05] xXGeniseXx: ?
[02:05] CabbyAIM: Right here.
[02:06] xXGeniseXx: hi i love you
[02:08] CabbyAIM: You're typing's gone all to hell, Gabb. Are you okay?
[02:08] xXGeniseXx: im not drunks ee how well im spelling im traight
[02:08] xXGeniseXx: XD cabby!
[02:08] CabbyAIM: I think I detect a minor use of sarcasm here XD
[02:09] xXGeniseXx: im not sarcasm you are so so so so so so fuckinfg awesoe
[02:11] CabbyAIM: You're awesome too, Gabbers. Promise you're okay?
[02:11] xXGeniseXx: XD
[02:11] xXGeniseXx: cabby
[02:11] xXGeniseXx: please?
[02:11] CabbyAIM: Please what?
[02:11] xXGeniseXx: dont hate me i only had a few
[02:12] CabbyAIM: /drama
[02:18] xXGeniseXx: i dont want to be drunk
[02:18] CabbyAIM: When was the last time you slept?
[02:19] xXGeniseXx: at night
[02:19] CabbyAIM: Helpful XD
[02:20] CabbyAIM: Tell you what, I'll make you a deal
[02:20] xXGeniseXx: ill never pick the big briefcase
[02:20] CabbyAIM: *peer* Huh?
[02:20] xXGeniseXx: with hoie mandell lets make a deal XD
[02:20] CabbyAIM: XD
[02:21] xXGeniseXx: im a big fuckign dork but you are so coool
[02:21] xXGeniseXx: please one moment pay attention ok
[02:21] CabbyAIM: Of course.
[02:21] xXGeniseXx: cabby
[02:22] CabbyAIM: That's me.
[02:22] xXGeniseXx: i mean it im being serious as i ever am
[02:22] xXGeniseXx: i mean it im very fuckign serious ok
[02:22] xXGeniseXx: please?
[02:28] CabbyAIM: It's 2:30 there, hon. Make me a deal?
[02:28] xXGeniseXx: lets make a deal!
[02:29] CabbyAIM: Good.
[02:29] CabbyAIM: Tell you what. You're drunk, you're probably tired, it's really late.
[02:29] xXGeniseXx: im not tired
[02:30] CabbyAIM: No?
[02:30] CabbyAIM: I won't complain then XD.
[02:30] xXGeniseXx: im a little buzzed but im not drunk
[02:31] CabbyAIM: I think you're full of shit, Gabb XD
[02:38] xXGeniseXx: im gonna cry
[02:38] xXGeniseXx: do yo ubelieve me
[02:39] xXGeniseXx: /8 im like i can do the same thing over and over or i can hanf out with cabby and its like FUCK YEAH!
[02:43] xXGeniseXx: and i hid on my barstool
[02:43] xXGeniseXx: ZSD
[02:43] xXGeniseXx: .....
[02:43] xXGeniseXx: XD
[02:43] CabbyAIM: *giggle*
[02:43] xXGeniseXx: this guy asked me out
[02:43] xXGeniseXx: he was cute
[02:43] xXGeniseXx: ut im with eric
[02:43] xXGeniseXx: i told him i was
[02:44] CabbyAIM: Eric is a really lucky guy, doll
[02:44] xXGeniseXx: can i be secretive
[02:45] CabbyAIM: secretive?
[02:45] xXGeniseXx: hes too big
[02:46] CabbyAIM: *dies*
[02:46] xXGeniseXx: im sorry
[02:47] xXGeniseXx: cabby i lied about my height
[02:47] xXGeniseXx: im sorry
[02:47] CabbyAIM: It's okay.
[02:48] xXGeniseXx: im not 5 foot tall
[02:48] CabbyAIM: How tall are you really?
[02:48] xXGeniseXx: i can only tell if you wont laugh
[02:48] CabbyAIM: Not a giggle
[02:48] xXGeniseXx: im only f foot 11
[02:49] CabbyAIM: ..So you added one inch?
[02:51] xXGeniseXx: cabby seriously listen to me
[02:51] xXGeniseXx: me*
[02:51] CabbyAIM: Listening XD
[02:51] xXGeniseXx: you azre so mother fucking amazing
[02:51] xXGeniseXx: do you understand this
[02:53] xXGeniseXx: and tyou ertr likr fuck that
[02:55] xXGeniseXx: im being serious right noe cabbt!
[02:55] xXGeniseXx: i jean everything om saying
[02:56] xXGeniseXx: im fgonna marry eric
[02:56] xXGeniseXx: and he was out with his friends
[03:02] CabbyAIM: But I do suspect maybe you ought to go get some rest.
[03:03] xXGeniseXx: XD
[03:03] xXGeniseXx: you're trying to run me off XD
[03:07] xXGeniseXx: ill sacrfice an innocent billy goat to prove it
[03:07] xXGeniseXx: im kidding XD i had pet goats before you know?
[03:07] CabbyAIM: I didn't know that. Aren't they like, smelly?
[03:07] xXGeniseXx: cabby they are so stupidly messu
[03:07] xXGeniseXx: tjhey will eat everything
[03:07] xXGeniseXx: im klinda of like white trash
[03:26] xXGeniseXx: look
[03:27] xXGeniseXx: im mental
[03:27] xXGeniseXx: cos i have ppd and i always think someone is doing something to belittle me
[03:30] xXGeniseXx: whats prettier thasn titd? CF
[03:30] xXGeniseXx: wait
[03:30] xXGeniseXx: XD*
[03:35] xXGeniseXx: XD
[03:35] xXGeniseXx: im not that drunk
[03:36] CabbyAIM: Just can't type for shit. *hug*
wtf, have I always been like this when I show up drunk? XD